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This humorous Mars limerick shirt and mug design tells with limerick the sad tale of failure of our life search probes to Mars. It also shows a shiny spaceship with a barren, red Mars in the background.', 'Big-Bang-Limerick T-shirt
This funny astronomy shirt and mug design uses a Big Bang limerick to give a quick history of the universe, from the Big Bang beginning to the evolution of mankind.', 'Black-Hole-Limerick T-shirt
From cosmological greatness to a smashing stellar collapse, this humorous astronomy shirt and mug design uses a black hole limerick to tell of a star that grew too big, and then collapsed into a singularity.', 'Plutos-Lament-Limerick T-shirt
If you lament the demotion of planet Pluto to dwarf planet Pluto, then this witty science limerick t-shirt with Pluto limerick may give you solace. At least it will give you a chuckle.', 'Schrodingers-Cat-Limerick T-shirt
This humorous Schrodingers Cat t-shirt and mug design tells with a physics limerick the mysterious tale of Schrodingers cat. Its a classic illustration of the incomprehensible realities of quantum physics.', 'Heisenberg-Uncertainty-Limerick T-shirt
This whimsical Heisenberg Uncertainty shirt and mug design uses a witty limerick to give a quick physics 101 lesson about the Uncertainty Principle. It is illustrated with loads of colorful question marks to emphasize the confusion the idea causes.', 'The-Quantum-Cat-Limerick T-shirt
This clever Schrodingers Cat t-shirt and mug design tells with humorous limerick of Schrodingers cat, which existed in quantum entanglement with a poison vial, and was thus simultaneously alive and dead.', 'Ape-Ancestry-Limerick T-shirt
This humorous evolution limerick t-shirt design uses clever rhyme to tell of our ancestors, which we shared with monkeys. It whimsically describes the first part-human, part-ape. Thats right, the missing link.', 'Dark-Matter-Limerick T-shirt
This witty physics limerick t-shirt uses a rhyme about dark matter to explain that dark matter cant be seen, but must exist holds clusters of galaxies together.', 'Dark-Energy-Blues T-shirt
This clever cosmology limerick t-shirt and coffee mug design explains that instead of ultimately shrinking is size, the universe is bound to expand forever, due to the force of dark energy.', 'Dark-Energy-Limerick T-shirt
This witty science limerick shirt and mug design describes the discovery that dark energy is increasing the rate of expansion of the universe. And Albert Einstein thought his cosmological constant was an error.', 'Wigners-Friend-Limerick T-shirt
This humorous physics limerick t-shirt and coffee mug design uses a clever poem to tell the tale of the imaginary Wigners friend, who in watching Schrodingers Cat, became entangled into the same quantum experiment.', 'No-Aliens-Limerick T-shirt
This comical extraterrestrial limerick t-shirt and coffee mug design tells of an astronomer looking for life in outer space. It includes an image of an indignant alien protesting at being overlooked.', 'Survival-Of-The-Fittest T-shirt
This funny college humor t-shirt and mug design shows a very buff cockroach and a clever science limerick that describes Darwins evolution theory about survival of the fittest.', 'Maxwell-Limerick T-shirt
This funny science limerick t-shirt and mug design uses a witty physics poem to describe the feat of James Clerk Maxwell of unifying electricity and magnetism. Great college humor.', 'Horizon-Event-Limerick T-shirt
This humorous astronomy t-shirt and mug design tells with clever physics limerick of the perils of getting too close to a black hole event horizon.', 'Cassini-Probe-Limerick T-shirt
This amusing astronomy t-shirt and mug design uses a clever astronomy limerick to tell of the Huygens probe adventure. It shows a depiction of Saturn and its giant moon Titan.', 'Falling-Physics-Limerick T-shirt
This humorous science limerick t-shirt and coffee mug design uses rhyme to give a rhyming physics retake on the old saying: "Its not the fall that gets you, its the sudden stop at the bottom."', 'Dwarf-Planet-Blues T-shirt
With news that dwarf planet Pluto has four moons, this humorous Pluto shirt and mug design uses a witty science limerick to ask if the classification of dwarf planet still makes sense.', 'Chemists-Are-Sloppy-Physicists T-shirt
This funny college Chemist shirt design shows a bubbling flask of some dubious concoction and a caption that says: "Chemists are Just Sloppy Physicists." Perfect for any chemistry or science student.', 'Dont-Drink-The-H2SO4 T-shirt
This funny college humor t-shirt and coffee mug design gives an important Chemistry 101 lesson. "Dont drink the H2SO4." Thats the chemical formula for sulfuric acid, of course.', 'Corrosive-Chemists T-shirt
This comical college lifestyle design says: "Chemists Corrode Everything." The words "Corrode Everything" seem to be eroding.', 'Chemistry-Major T-shirt
If you are majored in chemistry, then proudly wear this humorous chemistry shirt design, which uses a pointing thumb gesture to indicate the wearer is a chemistry major.', 'Chemistry-Lover T-shirt
This humorous chemistry shirt design says: "I LOVE Chemistry. (Except ... For All Those Smelly Chemicals)." If youve taken chemistry, you get the message.', 'Kiss-Me-Chemist T-shirt
This humorous college chemistry t-shirt and mug design shows puckered red lips, and says: "Kiss Me! Its Okay, Im A Chemist." Use the design to create some positive chemistry in your life.', 'Physics-Cheat-Shirt T-shirt
This "Physics Cheat Shirt" is a comical college humor shirt thats loaded with Newtons equations of motion. A great design for physics teachers and physics students. Maybe you shouldnt wear it to class.', 'Gravity-Equation T-shirt
Heres a humorous gravity sucks shirt design to help you get Newtons gravity equation firmly placed in your head. It shows the gravity equation with a gravity warp design for that memory reinforcement. Get a laugh out of your interest in the physics.', 'The-Physics-Of-Falling T-shirt
This amusing physics shirt design gives a funny Physics 101 lesson. It says: "Physics 101. Its Not The Fall That Gets You. Its The Huge dv/dt At The Bottom." Thats the sudden stop, of course.', 'Event-Horizon-Warning T-shirt
This witty black hole t-shirt design shows a graphical depiction of a black hole from a collapsed star. It carries the very appropriate warning -- "Dont Go In There!". Of course if you do, youll never come out.', 'Physics-Hypothesis T-shirt
This funny physics student humor t-shirt and coffee mug design pokes fun a the way physicists speak. It says: "All Hypotheses Are True ... To A First Approximation."', 'Physics-Major T-shirt
Show off your college major with this humorous physics shirt design. It shows a pointing thumb gesture to point to the wearer, and carries the big label: "Physics Major."', 'Physicists-and-Sloppy-Math T-shirt
This humorous physics shirt design says: "Physicists Are Just Sloppy Mathematicians." It gives the example: "Pi = 3 ... To A First Approximation." The symbol for Pi is used instead of the word.', 'Black-Holes-Suck T-shirt
This humorous physics black hole shirt design shows an unfortunate smiley face being sucked into a black hole. The caption says: "Up Close Black Holes Really Suck."', 'Physics-Lover T-shirt
This satirical physics shirt says: "I LOVE Physics. (Except ... For All Those Laws)." Wouldnt it be a much easier subject without all those laws?', 'Uncertainty-Makes-Me-Uncertain T-shirt
This comical physics t-shirt and coffee mug design speaks to the complexity of quantum physics as it says: "If Heisenberg Was Uncertain, How The Heck Should I Know?"', 'The-Darned-Quantum-Cat T-shirt
This funny college humor t-shirt and coffee mug design says: "Just Think How Much Simpler Quantum Physics Would Be If Schrodinger Hadnt Had A Cat."', 'Kiss-Me-Physicist T-shirt
This cute Kiss Me college dating t-shirt or mug design shows a luscious red pucker, and says: "Kiss Me! Its Okay, Im A Physicist." Its bound to help you create some opposite charge attraction.', 'Physics-Badge T-shirt
This nifty physics shirt pocket emblem and mug design looks like a metallic badge, and says: "Laws Of Physics Enforcer." For certain, around you people will obey the laws of physics.', 'Cosmology-101 T-shirt
This hilarious stargazer shirt design shows a depiction of the "Big Bang." Offering a quick course in the creation of the universe, it says: "Cosmology 101. BANG. Any Questions?" The expanding word BANG is over an image of a big explosion.', 'Aperture-Fever-Large-Telescope T-shirt
This humorous stargazer shirt design shows an observatory with a gigantic telescope thats way too big for its housing. The caption says: "I Suffer From Aperture Fever."', 'Stargeezer-Old-Telescope T-shirt
This funny stargazer shirt design shows a rickety old telescope with Moon in the background. Its a metaphor for the old, retired stargazers. Its titled "StarGeezer."', 'Astronomy-101-Look-Up T-shirt
This comical astronomy shirt design gives a simple Astronomy 101 lesson for budding astronomers. It says: "Wait Until Dark. Look Up." An image of an upward pointing index finger adds additional instruction.', 'Radio-Astronomy-101 T-shirt
This funny astronomy shirt design shows the famous radio telescope that discovered the Big Bang microwave radiation. The caption says: "Radio Astronomy 101. Listen UP!"', 'Stargeezer T-shirt
This humorous astronomy shirt design looks like the intro title to a Science Fiction Movie. It says, with a grand, trailing-off font: "STARGEEZER." Perfect for the senior citizen stargazer, moon watcher, or amateur astronomer you know.', 'Binocular-Astronomy T-shirt
This witty astronomy shirt design shows a pair of binoculars pointed at a sweeping comet. The caption says: "Because You Have Two Eyes, Right?" Any astronomer who enjoys using binoculars for stargazing will love this design.', 'Humongous-Telescope T-shirt
This whimsical astronomy shirt design goes "Bigger Is Better" one better. It shows a gigantic telescope protruding from its undersized observatory dome. A rope ladder drops from the telescope eyepiece. The caption says: "Humongous Is Better."', 'Tycho-Crater T-shirt
This "Tycho Crater" astronomy design is an actual photograph of Tycho taken with my 6 inch Newtonian telescope. Tycho crater is one of my favorite Lunar features. If it is one of yours also, I welcome you to this design.', 'Big-Bang-Smoking-Gun T-shirt
This "Big Bang Smoking Gun" astronomy design depicts the famous radio telescope used to detect the background radiation remnant from the Big Bang. Get this as a tribute to the great breakthrough that transformed cosmology.', 'Jupiter-From-Io T-shirt
This colorful astronomy shirt design is a hypothetical view of the gas Giant Jupiter as it might appear from the surface of the fiery moon Io. Its a grand tribute to our biggest planet.', 'Astronomy-Major T-shirt
This witty college major t-shirt shows a thumb in a pointing gesture, indicating proudly that the wearer is an astronomy major.', 'Love-My-DOB T-shirt
For the Dobsonian telescope lover, heres an awesome astronomer shirt and mug design that shows a regal DOB image, with the caption: "I Love My DOB."', 'Little-Scope-Big-Vision T-shirt
This amusing astronomer shirt design shows a tiny telescope sitting in the palm of a hand, with the caption: "Its Not The Size, But How You Use It." Perfect for the small telescope enthusiast.', 'Give-Me-A-Refractor T-shirt
This humorous astronomy t-shirt and coffee mug design says: "Give Me A REFRACTOR Or Give Me Death. (Well, Maybe A DOB.) Just the gift for those astronomers dedicated to their refractors.', 'Me-And-My-SCT T-shirt
This awesome astronomy t-shirt and coffee mug design is for that amateur astronomer devoted to his or her Schmidt Cassegrain Telescope (SCT). It shows a depiction of an SCT pointed at the cosmos.', 'Choose-Your-Astronomy-Weapon T-shirt
This cool astronomy shirt and mug design shows several popular telescope types, and has the caption: "Choose Your Weapon!" An ideal gift for astronomers.', 'Refractor-Astronomer T-shirt
This awesome astronomy shirt pocket emblem is perfect for the astronomer who prefers to do his stargazing with a refractor. It says: "Astronomer," and has a depiction of a refractor telescope.', 'SCT-Astronomer T-shirt
This dandy astronomy shirt pocket and mug design shows a neat depiction of the popular SCT telescope, with the label: "Astronomer." A perfect gift for any astronomer.', 'DOB-Astronomer T-shirt
This comical stargazer shirt pocket and mug design shows a neat depiction of the popular DOB telescope, with the label: "Astronomer." Dobsonian enthusiasts will love it.', 'Astronomy-Lover T-shirt
This amusing stargazer t-shirt and coffee mug design says: "I LOVE Astronomy. (Except ... For All Those STARS.)" A great amusing gift for any stargazer.', 'Give-Me-An-SCT T-shirt
This comical astronomy t-shirt and mug design says: "Give Me An SCT Or Give Me Death. (Or, Maybe A DOB.)" A gift any astronomer who uses an SCT will find hilarious.', 'Milky-Way-Citizen T-shirt
Heres a humorous astronomy t-shirt and mug design for us contented citizens of the Milky Way galaxy. It shows a waving galactic flag and the caption: "MILKY WAY. Love It Or Leave It."', 'Astronomy-Fanatic T-shirt
This nifty astronomer t-shirt and mug design is for the astronomy fanatic. With an image of a Dobsonian telescope, it says: "Fell In Love. Got Married. Discovered Astronomy. Bought A Scope. Fell In Love. Still HAVE My Scope."', 'Refractor-Mantra T-shirt
This amusing stargazer t-shirt and coffee mug design says: "Do Astronomy With A Refractor. If God Had Wanted Us To Use Reflectors, Hed Have Given Us Cassegrain Eyeballs."', 'Awesome-Refractor T-shirt
This amusing astronomer t-shirt and coffee mug design says: "ASTRONOMY. Awesome With A Refractor." The design includes an awestruck astronomer peering through a telescope. An ideal design for your next star party.', 'Awesome-SCT T-shirt
This humorous astronomy t-shirt and mug design shows an awestruck smiley face peering through a big SCT telescope, with the caption: "ASTRONOMY. Awesome With An SCT." Perfect for when you take your Schmidt Cassegrain to the next star party.', 'Awesome-DOB T-shirt
This whimsical astronomy t-shirt and mug design, like any dedicated amateur astronomer, says: "ASTRONOMY. Awesome With A DOB." The design includes a spellbound smiley face peering into a Dobsonian telescope.', 'Favorite-Light-Bucket T-shirt
Heres a satirical astronomer t-shirt and coffee mug design for the Dobsonian telescope enthusiast. It shows a telescope being carried with a bucket handle. The caption reads: "My Favorite Light Bucket."', 'Astronomy-Action T-shirt
Heres a popular stargazer shirt and mug design that shows where the action is. It shows an upward pointing thumb and the caption: "ASTRONOMY. The Actions UP THERE!"', 'Bell-Telescope T-shirt
This popular Big Bang t-shirt has a pocket emblem that shows a depiction of the famous radio telescope that detected the whispers of the Big Bang.', 'Dwarf-Planet T-shirt
This comical Pluto shirt and mug design teases astronomers who downgraded poor Pluto to a Dwarf Planet. It says: "Pluto Has FOUR Moons. Earth Has Only One. Whos Calling Who A Dwarf Planet?"', 'Astronomy-By-The-Book T-shirt
Heres a comical start party shirt and mug design that shows a basic astronomy book backed by a big Dobsonian telescope. The open book says: "Wait Until Dark. Look Up."', 'Entomology-Bugs-Me T-shirt
This creepy college biology shirt design shows a giant, creepy cockroach, and has the caption: "Entomology Bugs Me!"', 'Insectus-Vulgarius T-shirt
This hilarious biology shirt design uses pseudo-Latin to label the image of a disgusting cockroach. Below the disturbing image of the giant cockroach is the label: "Insectus Vulgarius."', 'Biology-Major T-shirt
This whimsical biology college humor t-shirt gives a thumbs up gesture to designate the proud wearer as a college biology major.', 'Biology-Lover T-shirt
This comical biology shirt design seems confounded with its statement: "I LOVE Biology. (Except ... For All Those BUGS)." A great gift for any student in biology.', 'Geology-Major T-shirt
Display your college major with this witty geology shirt design. It uses a pointing thumb gesture to point to the wearer, and carries the big label: "Geology Major."', 'Geology-Lover T-shirt
This comical college humor shirt says: "I LOVE Geology. (Except ... For All Those ROCKS)." Kind of gets to the down side of geology, no?' ); var LinkNum = 0; var LinkLength = NewLink.length; function chgLink() { LinkNum = Math.floor(Math.random()*LinkLength); document.write(NewLink[LinkNum]); }